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Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.&
haven't spoken a word..!!!

Man inside: I'm talking to my wife..... :(
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Anu : kadaiku poi costly sunflower oil
vangitu, cashier kitte "cholestral kudunga " nu ketuchi.

shop owner: cholestral thaniya yellam
kedaiyadhunu sonnar.

Anu : enna ematha pakrengala? bottle potu iruke? cholestral free??!!!!
:p
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Bhuvana:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
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Meena- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... :-p :-p :-p ;)
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The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.

Dad: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone.

Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my companies phone

Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone.

All of them shocked and together look at the maid who's patiently listening to them.

Maid: "What? So we all use our work phones. What's the Big deal??!;)

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I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.
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"Get the hell out of my bathroom! :D :D
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Dear God, 

Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. .. 

Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. .. 

Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. .. 

But Dearest God Don’t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power, 
I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
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Change can't be given to you every time,

You must bring the change yourself....

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"Velmurugan"(Bus Conductor)

Moral- Every lines are not said by Shakespeare :P

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A Fact : 

"A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget 

But 

She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had 
Forgiven And Forgotton.. :D

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Dear Youtube,
"I can deal with Ads.
I can deal with Buffer.
But when Ads Buffer.
I suffer .." ! :X
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Thudika Thudika ! Vittu Sellum Kathaliyai vida...
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Fulla kudika vaithu Veetil vittu sellum Natpe Siranthathu...

Machi ! Oru Quater sollen :D
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